D.E. Carr

  Chihuahua Inertia I take 2-3 dog walks per day, not because I’m walking my three dogs multiple times but because I cannot consistently walk any of them at the same time, I’ve tried. The three-body problem continues to vex me. I think it was a given that I wouldn’t be able to walk the Goat (a.k.a BG) and the Grump (a.k.a Cheech) together. The two of them mark everything including every spot the other one marks. It would take me an hour to walk a couple of blocks. The Giselle (a.k.a LC) is much easier to walk in that regard. She keeps her head up, rarely stops to do her business, and has no interest in marking a territory, but she is also very skittish. For a short two weeks walking the Giselle with the Goat or the Grump was working, allowing me to take just two walks a day. But recently, whenever the Giselle sees me gearing up for the walks, she hides in a small crate I keep in the corner of the living room. The Goat and the Grump gladly go on their separate walks. But in orde...